They say sex is just a chunk of a relationship and not the relationship itself. Moreover, it’s not an important aspect of a relationship and what’s even worst a relationship can withstand just about anything and survive without sex. Go to hell! I beg to disagree. It’s a whooping…hell no! Sex can make or break a relationship. Here are some tips to keep your bedroom escapades burning like hell!
1) Be sure to masturbate before having sex. (It’s a must to prolong procreation)
2) Wear colored boxers instead of conventional underwear.
3) Don’t forget your daily dose of cobra energy drink or lee rhino herbal tea for maximum performance of a lifetime.
4) Get a copy of the latest FHM or Maxim issue to freshen up your positioning tactics and skills.
5) Raise pandemonium by watching the newest cellphone scandal circulating around to hoist your testosterone level.
6) Drink a lot of buko juice to help replenish your sperm bank for you will be doing more withdrawing in the next 24 hours.
7) Talk to your “man” man-to-man before going to any given battle.
8) Give your tongue stretching exercises for utmost flexibility and elasticity.
9) Throw every condom in your pocket or wallet; it won’t help at all.
10) Be sure to have the latest discount card of your favorite motel or breeding ground.
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