Clinically Insane

Everyone has his own sad story to tell. Who cares! They say sharing your experiences can somehow ease the burden. Yah right in some way but it’s a risk we all have to take if we want to preserve our sanity in tact. Here are some ways to help you keep sane and live to tell your story.

1) Never attempt to share your problems to your mothers.
2) Listen to advices but push with what you believed in.
3) Hold your ground and don’t be distracted.
4) Blog ‘til you run out of words to say.
5) Smoke and drink all you want when you feel you’re breaking down into pieces.
6) Visit porn sites once in awhile to keep in touch with reality.
7) Think of things you’ll be trailing behind if someday you’ll lose your mind.
8) Forgive yourself.
9) Talk and think less.
10) Do things not because you’re sane.