Friday, June 20, 2008

Loser's Guide

     I’ve been a loser since my childhood days, always the second best in everything I do. Up to now I may have accomplished a lot things, still not enough to be called a damn winner or a victor.  Here’s a breakdown of how you can be a successful loser right straight from the expert!

1) Always be sensitive in all you do.

2) Never accept constructive criticisms.

3) Double your failure by deciding quickly.

4) Don’t try things that are out of your comfort zone.

5) Listen more to others because they are better than you.

6) Never outshine anyone.

7) Do things as if it’s always your first time.

8) Practice ignorance always, it’s now a virtue.

9) Stop believing in your dreams.

10) Keep reminding yourself that you are nobody.

 

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